Quizzes Read My Blog The Taurin Chronicles Which Taurin Chronicles man are you? What’s your general view of religion? The Big Guy and I have an understanding—I don’t ask him for anything, and he stays out of my way. It took me a long time to come to it, but once I did, it became a foundational force in my life. I believe in God, but I’m pretty sure I’m beyond redemption. I do the things I’m supposed to do, but I don’t really let it control me. What’s your dream vehicle? A Ferrari Land Rover Harley Davidson Mustang How do you feel about tattoos? I don’t like them, and I can’t see myself ever getting a tattoo. They don’t bother me on other people, but they’re not for me. Love ‘em. I have a love/hate relationship with mine. Some of them I love, some I regret. What’s your weapon of choice? Myself—brute strength. But I’m usually carrying quite a few other options. Secrets. Political power and an army to back me up. The conventional ones are the best—gunpowder, lead, and steel. What’s your ideal vacation? Relaxing at a five-star resort with all the amenities. I’m up for anything. Surprise me! Backpacking in the wilderness by myself or with my significant other. I don’t take vacations. I have too much to do. What traits do you look for in a significant other? Courage, strength of conviction, and loyalty. Kindness, compassion, a strong moral compass, and a sense of adventure. Intelligence, curiosity, ambition, and a quick wit. Self-reliance, resilience, and a hint of mystery. How do you feel about crowds? Ew, people. I’d rather be in the woods. I love crowds! I love the energy. They make me nervous. I’m always watching my back when I’m in a crowd. They don’t bother me, but I always have to recharge a bit after I’ve been in a crowd. How do you normally dress? Montana cowboy—Wranglers, flannel, and boots. Brooks Brothers and GQ all the way. Badass biker dude. I dress for the crowd I’m in so that I don’t draw attention to myself—whether that’s West Coast hipster or East Coast banker. What’s your dream job? Corporate CEO with frequent guest appearances on Joe Rogan’s podcast. Leading an elite military unit that’s only accountable to the President. Mayor of a small town somewhere in the heartland. CIA operative. Which historical figure do you admire most? Several Roman emperors—Augustus, Marcus Aurelius, Hadrian. Say what you want about the Romans—they built some great infrastructure. Anyone behind one of the stars on the CIA’s wall. King Leonidas of Sparta. Anyone who can hold off the Persian army with 300 men deserves my respect. James Madison. The US Constitution is a thing of beauty. Ready to sendPlease provide your contact information to proceed.Email Address *First Name *GDPR *Yes, I agree with the privacy policy and terms and conditions.SubmitSkip and continue